The Barbecue Sauce Bet

A young man was taking a walk by a rather seedy looking diner, when he noticed a sign in the window offering a free dinner. A genuine dinner was an event our hero had not participated in for a particularly long time, so in he went, found the boss, and requested the publicized free meal.

First our man had to drink a jar of very spicy barbecue sauce. Next, there was an alligator in the back room with a bad tooth, which he must remove, and ultimately, he would have to apply two coats of nail polish, to the waitress's toes. If he could do it all in 20 mins, he would win the best dinner he had ever had.
The youngster grabbed the bottle of barbecue sauce, chugged it right down, and proceeded to the back room. The following din was something like you've never heard. There was thumping, banging, scratching, and a scream or 2. Just when you thought it couldn't go on any longer, the kid emerged from the back room, his clothes ripped, his hands bloody. He went straight to the counter, asked for another can of that barbecue sauce, drank each drop, and returned to the back room. This time, the noise was awesome. If you can think what it might sound like if a semi lorry drove thru a china shop and into a pet store, you would be getting close to the awful racket exiting that room.

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Suddenly, it was silent. Our intrepid young boy was scratched from head to toe, the rags he'd been wearing were shredded to a state beyond rag, and you might tell by the look on his face, that he might have decided this free dinner came with quite a ticket.
In less than a minute, he was back at the counter. I am finished with the alligator, and it should only take two mins to pull the waitress's tooth.'

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Barbecue Sauce

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Mick was a hardworking single guy in his mid-thirties. Each day he got up at 6:45 AM, washed his body, had some serial and went to work. He would return at 5:35 PM, microwave a dinner, watch television, and be in bed by nine. On weekends he would sleep precisely 60 minutes longer in the morning, eat, shower, and catch the train to visit his mother, who lived about one hundred miles away. He'd been locked into this pattern for a long time, but he was OK with his life, and did not truly expect, or need, anything to modify, till he tasted Louisiana barbecue sauce.

Linda, who had the cubicle next to his, came back from her lunch break with a huge box of chicken wings, smothered in barbecue sauce, which she shared with Mick. He had never tasted anything like it, and was hooked immediately. That night, after work, instead of going home to his microwave and television, Mick went to that cafeteria, and treated himself to the best grub he ever ate, and took home an extra serving of Louisiana barbecue sauce.



This upset his schedule enough to make him five mins late for work, which had never occurred before. What was more stunning, Mick did not care that he was late. She accepted, and they'd a delicious lunch at the barbecue cafe, and after work, a pleasant dinner, at the same place.
When Mick awakened the day after, he was at Linda's. It was on that walk, that they both found out how much they'd in common, and how their daily routine had hijacked their lives.

That night, at Mick's, they talked till dawn, and when the time arrived to go to work, they returned to bed, where they stayed for about a week. It wasn't long before they give up their jobs, and moved to California, where they opened a particularly successful barbecue cafeteria.
They have been together for 15 years now, they've a tiny Mick, and a little Barbara, who, naturally, they call Barbie, because if it hadn't been for that Louisiana barbecue sauce, they might still be in their cubicles, oblivious of what could be.
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